Shhhhh... they might hear you.

Shhhhh, you'll jinx Biden.

Shhhhh, or they'll Grand Moff Tarkin him into it...

Justin.... shhhhhh.... shhhhh....

LMFAO

You took me as safe
That was your first mistake
Who said I was safe

The other night I watched the Oscars
And the roster of the only yellow men were all statues
We a quarter of the population
There’s a room of fuckin’ 1 percenters laughing at you
Fuck a bamboo ceiling, guess I gotta play the villain
ODB up at the Grammys on the mic
Like “Wu-Tang is for the children!”
Bruce Jenner is woman
OJ was acquitted
Kim K is a hero
The sky is the limit, any minute now
They gonna let an Asian brotha’ get a lead role
Shots fired I'm a reload, never saw this side of Chino
He was always quiet keeping to himself
Never messed with anybody else
That's the Jonathan that we know

Seems so safe, till one day things go cray
I swear if things don’t change
My actions can’t be blamed, (STAND UP!)
And now you gotta duck!
You know you never gave a fuck!
I came to get my cut! (fuck you, pay me)
You know I never gave a fuck!

I ain't never heard of none y’all fools
I can do whatever every one of y’all do
If I never get a chance
You might see the homie show up on the 5 o’ clock news
You ain't never seen a yellow boy wild’n yellow boy shinin’ , Sound the alarm I got news
Go ahead and pro-file em’ I ain't pro-violence
Shhhhh, silence is how yellow boys move
Its been the same ol’ thang, I swear the game don’t change
What you talking bout there ain't no space
Guess i gotta go and make more space
You know I’m cool as a motherfucker
Chillin’ in the cut hella quiet with the loud pack
Since I’m a cool motherfucker
You think everything is safe till I ask you where the safe at!

Seems so safe, till one day things go cray
I swear if things don’t change
My actions can’t be blamed, (STAND UP!)
And now you gotta duck!
You know you never gave a fuck!
I came to get my cut! (fuck you, pay me)
You know I never gave a fuck!

You took me as safe
That was your first mistake
Who said I was safe

About a week ago I opened my wallet at a bar or a bank or something, and I received a compliment for having a library card in my wallet. O.G. Huntington Beach and Westminster Library card holder representin'!

Before the internet, the common man was dumber than shit and my edge was that I read books at the library. In fact, it was NOT cool to know things about things.

Now I'm comparitively dumb because motherfuckers be like "3rd law of thermodynamics, pssshhh, I know EVERYTHING bout that." /ALTAVISTA

I mean, that's cool that people know things now --but, damn, having that edge was really nice.

And then I had the internet and no one did, and my edge was even huger. I made bank designing shitty ass webpages for shitty ass old people with shitty ass businesses. Now everyone gots it and the people with money laid down the pressure and it's a machine of controlled behavior and wallet squeezing. (I squeeze wallets for a living but it's more in sync with Winston Smith working for big bro.)

But I digress... Shhhhh, I'm on my iPhone -- nope, A BOOK.

Bring it back! Don't let Barnes & Nobles close dooooowwwwn. You may dis on the B&N, but that's part of the levee of popular opinion; how assholes of the future will monetize. If our corporate overlords and money trading thugs realize that books ain't selling, they won't hesitate to shut down a library. For the people. For the taxes. For God. You got a book. It's the bible now STFU.

Then we'll only have the internet and information will successfully be filtered down into an easily manipulated data stream -- which it is, but it's not fully there yet. We need to INTEGRATE FACEBOOK WITH EVERY ASPECT OF EXISTENCE.

Shut down all printing presses. When you pick up a book in the future it will turn to dust in your hands and then the CAVE PEOPLE WILL DEVOUR YOU.

Brains. Brains. Nom. Guts and gore. Your children will be eaten alive; torn to shreds, while blood flows out of their arteries into the machines of death.. Force fucked women of your sub-species impregnated by the semen of the dead in order to make more food. More foooooooooooooood -- YOUR PROGENY ARE FOOD.

And all because of the system which interrupts a motherfuck for reading a book.

Shhhhh

Shhhhh.......You'll scare people.

Rapesloth goes: "shhhhh"

In reply to this comment by Deano:
I wonder if you could come clean and be totally honest.

Are you a sifting machine from the future?!?

Shhhhh top secret information.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

Ah, shit--you mean they drown in the end?



Shhhhh........ DAMMIT why why why why why why WHY WHY did you have to spoil the ending???

*Unfriend me from this guy NOW @siftbot

Shhhhh.

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In reply to this comment by GeeSussFreeK:
This can't possibly be a bad thing

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/washington-d-c-area
-now-richest-nation-191806412.html

Not very stealthy, is it? Imagine approaching an enemy camp...


Alphadog: [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...]

Soldier: {quietly} "Alphadog! Shhhhhh! Quiet..."

Alphadog: [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...] "AFFIRMATIVE!" [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...]

Soldier: {whispering} "Alphadog... shhhhh! Uhhh, I mean... Alphadog, initiate Stealth Mode"

Alphadog: [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...] "AFFIRMATIVE! INITIATING STEALTH MODE!" [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...]

Soldier: {whispering desperately} "Alphadog, I told you to initiate Stealth Mode! You are going to give away our position!"

Alphadog: [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...] "AFFIRMATIVE! STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED UPON RESTART!" [STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...]

Soldier: {looks at soldier #2} "WTF?!"

Soldier #2: "Windows XP"

Shhhhh qm, you're overtired, close your eyes along with your mind, dear

>> ^berticus:

Shhhhh! </librarian glare>


Make me!