...cats chased him through the streets until he jumped into the ocean to escape and was swallowed whole by a white whale.

I love that the president called him a jackass in an interview. He's got my vote for the next decade

When I first saw this I thought it said 'Kenya insults Tailor Swift..'


It's funny the South Park episode about Kanye was on last night. The one with the Fishsticks/Fish Dicks joke he didn't get and he kept murdering people who thought they were calling him a gay fish because he's such a dumb ass and kept saying 'I am the voice of a generation.' Until at the end he admitted it.. he's a gay fish. So he jumped into the ocean and starts making out with various fish.

Funny ass episode and perfect for the current situation.

Still a whole day ahead of me, I didn't sleep all night... And yet, just a plain ticket away from heaven, eh? I'd LOVE to get away from this snowy hills and jump into the ocean right NOW