This is pretty funny



I am going to eat four eggo waffles for dinner.

<ahem>

Yes, here we go again, give you more, nothing lesser
Back on the mic is the anti-depressor
Ad-Rock, no pressure, yes, we need this
The best is yet to come, and yes, believe dis
Leggo my Eggo while I flex my ego
Sip on prosecco, dressed up tuxedo
Sippin coffee, playin Keno in the casino
Wanna lucky number, ask Mike Dino
I burn the competition like a flamethrower
My rhymes age like wine as I get older
I'm getting bolder, competition is wanin
I got the feelin and assume the lane
And we got a party on the left, a party on the right
We gonna party for the motherfuckin right to fight,


MAKE SOME NOISE IF YA WIT ME!

Yes, here we go again, give you more, nothing lesser
Back on the mic is the anti-depressor
Ad-Rock, no pressure, yes, we need this
The best is yet to come, and yes, believe dis
Leggo my Eggo while I flex my ego
Sip on prosecco, dressed up tuxedo
Sippin coffee, playin Keno in the casino
Wanna lucky number, ask Mike Dino
I burn the competition like a flamethrower
My rhymes age like wine as I get older
I'm getting bolder, competition is wanin
I got the feelin and assume the lane
And we got a party on the left, a party on the right
We gonna party for the motherfuckin right to fight,


MAKE SOME NOISE IF YA WIT ME!

>> ^rougy:

Where are the Eggos?


BP bought them all. Apparently they made some kind of mess and needed something to try and soak it up.

Where are the Eggos?

>> ^geo321:

I wish the video was longer.


And moving.

>> ^enon:
Ahhh cool! are we playing the leave random comments that don't make sense game?!
Let me try!
"Blue cow coated eggo waffles smiling for pristine!"
What do I win?


you win a wonderful wacky wizard hat with wings attached to wear at weddings or while wandering wistfully

Ahhh cool! are we playing the leave random comments that don't make sense game?!
Let me try!

"Blue cow coated eggo waffles smiling for pristine!"

What do I win?

I think the next commercial they're making has a kid getting shot in the face for refusing to leggo the eggo.

i ate FIVE eggo waffles while watching this, totally entranced... but I could have eaten TEN since i didnt start eating until 3 minutes in. I also just accidentally put my hand in a plate of syrup instead of grabbing the mouse. It's midnig -- fuck almost one .. and I am high.

Dreamcast eh...

*beggo my eggo

dag: maji-de?!

translating:

first, it only works with fertilized eggs. surprise!

you need to warm the eggs to 38 degrees (that's why they use the incubator) for 3 days. the graphic early in the video shows that fertilized eggs' yolk have their membrane thinnest after 3 days.

then you can shake up the eggs until you hear the sound of liquid (so the egg yolk is broken). then boil them, stirring all the time, so the egg yolk stays on the outside when it cooks.

the technique is from edo period japan (also called "eggo period" for this reason). to incubate the eggs, people used to use pickling barrels full of nuka-miso (fermented miso for pickling) which would be warm. the professor tried that method but it wasn't keeping the eggs warm enough.